Your best friend is America (FUCK YEAH)
You have a crush on Germany (No crap.)
You hate Prussia (He is kind of a jerk.)
You get bullied by France (Aww. But je l’aime)
You are scared of Switzerland (I thought everybody was.)
You go out with for 5 seconds with Poland (Because he’s, like, totally a girl)
You get a confession from Germany (I LOVE YOU TOO)
You get in a fist fight with Finland (Is that even possible?)
You had a one night stand with China (Sorry, aniki)
Your first boyfriend is Russia (-shiver-)
Everybody graduates but Austria (That’s what you get for playing piano instead of doing your homework)
You marry Canada (Sure, okay.)
Your first kid name is Lily
You get in a dispute with N-Italy (Baww.)
You get out of the dispute with the help of Turkey (Thx bud)
You have an affair with Spain (y sus tomates)
You get caught by Finland
The chances of them telling: 83% (Why is Tino such a bastard to me?)
Your husband finds out about the affair, he feels Guilty (Yeah… he… should?)
You two get divorced, you drown your sorrows with Prussia (Fine, whatever.)
The percentage of you two doing a one night stand: 42%
You move in with America (I already live there, silly)
You start having feelings for Lithuania (That’s cute. He’s my heritage!)
You get a confession from Lithuania (Cute!)
The percentage of you excepting their feelings: 58%
You say no, they then go out with Denmark (No Denmark iconnnn)
The percentage of you like them two together: 23%
You get ambushed by Estonia (What’s your problem, Von Bock?)
The chances of you getting out of their alive: 60%
You unxpecting get glomped by N-Italy
You are lonely, you get a Drink of vodka
Drunk, you kiss Prussia (I see this is complicated between us, Gil)
Percentage of how much they liked the kiss: 74%
You have a huge war against Turkey (RAGHH)
Your chances of winning: 11%
You die by Nuclear Attack
The only person not to go to your funeral is Belarus (What? But half of my genes come from her)
This person is the most devestated by your death: Prussia (Uh huh)
This person is teh most happiest taht you died: Japan (Jeez, Kiku, what’d I ever do to you)
This person is teh master mind of your death: Korea (My death failed so Korea didn’t plan it)
Who you liked your life: 80%